The Charlotte Observer is abuzz about Adam Morrison’s new do. There are already several new nicknames floating around for Ammo. Let me know if I missed any…
Stink Bug
From Larry Brown
Brown’s teenage son had scrappy hair. Apparently a stink bug got caught in it and he got it cut off. These kids today…
Kung-Fu Villain
From an Observer reader
I like this one a lot. I hope Adam delivers a zen-evil 3pt percentage to the court this season.
Linton Johnson
From Assistant Coach Jeff Capel
Apparently Jeff glanced at Morrison and thought it was new addition Linton Johnson..who is black.
The Cable Guy
From Jared Dudley
Referring to a slight resemblence to Jim Carey.
Samson (from the Bible)
From Scott Fowler
Actually, Scott said “This isn’t like Samson from the Bible; Morrison had already lost much of his power before he cut his hair.”
The best critic has to be Sean “Hamburglar” May,
“I told him now he’s got to get rid of that nasty mustache,” said teammate Sean May. “Then he’s ready to go.’
Hey Sean, we’re not worried about the ‘stache…why don’t you by get rid of that nasty gut so you can play defense.
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Says it right up there on the right.
Who cares?
I feel bad for never appreciating Morrison's courage competing at the highest level with such a physical deformity.
You guys suck. Morrison shaved his hair and donated it so they could make wigs for kemo patients.
You spelled chemo wrong. I'm just saying.
How bad would it suck if you were the poor cancer patient who got stuck with an Adam Morrison wig? You thought things couldn't get any worse, and then…
Thank you Deadspin for picking up this very important story.
This picture eerily resembles Britney Spears.
http://deliciousthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2007…
LOL…thank god for photoshop…it is Britney's pic
That's hilarious!
Спасибо нашла то что искала
Спасибо, люблю читать ваши посты очень интересно
wow u guys are bagging on him hella.
I remember this guy. Whatever happened to him?